From the Department of the Ridiculously Obvious comes this headline from Yahoo:
"Rock stars more likely to die prematurely"
In related news, football fans like beer, Hummer drivers are compensating for a physical shortcoming, and the Republican party is filled with self-loathing, closeted queens.
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That's not funny.
No, it isn't.
I don't know. I thought it was.
Fellas, good to hear from you. What does Janet think?
And didn't I hear the Republican Party selected Minneapolis for their 2008 convention due to their affinity for the public restrooms in that city?
No, I meant Janet Jackson. Isn't her career dead? Sorry, Ms. Joplin -- you can crawl back into your bottle of Southern Comfort now.
Pierce, I'm sure the airport bathroom's reputation was a big factor in the Republicans' choice of venues for the 2008 convention. If I were the MPD, I'd triple the patrolmen walking the beat at Loring Park.
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