Friday, November 9, 2007

Welcome to music hell

People who know me well know that I'm into the live music scene. Or at least I was in Minneapolis. I'd get to a couple shows a month, at First Ave or the 400 or the Turf Club, wherever great bands played in the Twin Cities.

So on the surface, you'd think the move to Las Vegas -- The Entertainment Capital Of The World! -- would have worked out well for me. Except that it hasn't.

That's because the bands I like, the bands who would play First Ave or the 400 or the Turf Club, generally don't play Vegas. I've seen a couple decent shows as part of the Vegoose Festival -- Beck two years ago, Jenny Lewis last year -- and I've seen the Decemberists, the Drams, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club and the Hold Steady in the last year. I also missed a chance to see Rilo Kiley last month when I happened to be back in Minnesota.

But that's it. That would have been a good month for me in the past. Now, it's a good year. That was hammered home to me last week when I got the following e-mail from Ticketmaster, promoting upcoming Las Vegas shows:

On Sale This Week
Check out these event(s) that matched your interests.
Tool Tool
Pearl Concert Theater at Palms Casino Resort
Las Vegas, NV
Thu, 12/13/07 more dates
On Sale Sat, 11/03/07
Other events going on sale in your area.
Nathan Burton Comedy Magic
V Theater at Planet Hollywood Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
Thu, 11/22/07 more dates
On Sale Wed, 10/31/07
Bryan Adams
The Joint at Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
Fri, 02/08/08 more dates
On Sale Sat, 11/03/07
MANILOW : Music and Passion
Las Vegas Hilton
Las Vegas, NV
Tue, 03/04/08 more dates
On Sale Sat, 11/03/07
PURE New Year's Eve Celebration
The Colosseum At Caesars Palace
Las Vegas, NV
Mon, 12/31/07
On Sale Wed, 10/31/07
Jonathan Davis of Korn
House of Blues Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
Tue, 12/11/07
On Sale Fri, 11/02/07
That's right -- Tool, Bryan (not Ryan) Adams, Barry Manilow, and the guy from Korn (not even all of Korn, just the guy from Korn). That's what I've got to look forward to here in the next two months or so.

So I've got a new slogan for the LVCVA. "Vegas: It's kind of like if they moved the Medina Ballroom to Branson!" Or, alternatively, "Vegas: The Mystic Lake of the West!"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

this was perhaps one of your best posts to date! Pat, I feel for you, I really do. Open up to Manilow, man, maybe you will hear something in Day Break you have never heard before

Marc Conklin said...

What plays in Minnesota stays in Minnesota... ?

What doesn't happen in Vegas doesn't happen in Vegas... ?

PDizzle said...

Conk: Exactly.