Tuesday, September 4, 2007

This just in: Kids like candy

From the Department of the Ridiculously Obvious comes this headline from Yahoo:

"Rock stars more likely to die prematurely"

In related news, football fans like beer, Hummer drivers are compensating for a physical shortcoming, and the Republican party is filled with self-loathing, closeted queens.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's not funny.

Anonymous said...

No, it isn't.

Anonymous said...

I don't know. I thought it was.

PDizzle said...

Fellas, good to hear from you. What does Janet think?

exparkrangerguy said...

And didn't I hear the Republican Party selected Minneapolis for their 2008 convention due to their affinity for the public restrooms in that city?

PDizzle said...

No, I meant Janet Jackson. Isn't her career dead? Sorry, Ms. Joplin -- you can crawl back into your bottle of Southern Comfort now.

Pierce, I'm sure the airport bathroom's reputation was a big factor in the Republicans' choice of venues for the 2008 convention. If I were the MPD, I'd triple the patrolmen walking the beat at Loring Park.