Friday, February 8, 2008

Proud moment for Nevada

The libertarian atmosphere of Nevada brings all types to our fair state. One recent newcomer is noted Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss, who two and a half years ago announced plans to open a brothel for women -- not employing women, but for women -- outside of Las Vegas, in the outlying areas where prostitution is legal. (That fact that Fleiss' announcement coincided with my arrival in town was purely coincidental. As far as you know.)

Well, it appears the desert air has not been kind to the 42-year-old Fleiss, who was arrested this morning in Nye County on charges of drunken driving. Yes, she was nabbed at 9 a.m. for drunken driving. What the hell, it's 5 o'clock somewhere, right? Like, Kurdistan?

I hate to crack wise about the demise of a young actor, but if the producers of the new Batman movies need a replacement for Heath Ledger as the Joker in their next picture, it appears that Fleiss could pull it off, sans makeup. Yikes.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'd tap that