Don't bet on it

Some people (who shall go nameless) just have to have action on a game in order to enjoy it. And even putting money down on a side or an over won't get it done. That's why there are ridiculous prop bets on the Super Bowl, the kind of propositions that make wagering on the coin flip seem sane by comparison.

You can check out the whole list here, courtesy of one of the bigger online gambling sites on the net. There are plenty of crazy bets, but here is my favorite:

Who will the MVP of the Game thank first?
Teammates		+225
God		+200
Family		+200
Coach		+400
Doesn't thank anyone		+600
(Only listed options). If Two or More MVP's wagers will be No Action. Singles Only. Max $100

You know, if you just have to bet.